Week 5 Mr. Fantasy


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PILCHARDS VS SANDBAGGERS
 
PILCHARDS SCORED 122 POINTS LAST WEEK IN A LOSING EFFORT, AND HAVE BEGUN DISMANTLING THEIR TEAM.  ACQUIRING PEYTON MANNING FOR THIS WEEK AGAINST THE BENGALS IS A SMART MOVE.  I'M NOT SO SURE ABOUT FUTURE WEEKS.  SANDBAGGERS, DIRTBAGGERS, SCUMBAGGERS, WHAT THE HELL IS THE NAME OF THIS TEAM?  WELL ANYWAY, THEY ARE LUCKY TO BE 3 AND 1 WITH A WEEKLY AVERAGE OF 84 POINTS AND FAULK HURTING.  OUR FORMAER COMMISH CAN NOW STOP CRYING.  PILCHARDS 100
BAGGERS 85.  PS: IF THIS IS NOT THE FINAL SCORE, AND I AM WRONG ABOUT THIS GAME, THEN THE FINAL WILL BE BAGGERS- 170  PILCHARDS 169.
JAGUARS VS TNT
 
TERRY HAS HIS TEAM OFF TO A PERFECT 4 AND 0 START.  HAS HE PLAYED THE PILCHARDS EVERY WEEK?  OR WAS IT "THE POINT'?  HE LOSES RANDY MOSS THIS WEEK, BUT IT SHOULDN'T MATTER.  STEVE'S TNT TEAM WITH CURTIS MARTIN, EDDIE GEORGE, AND TERRY GLENN ARE SOME OF THE BIGGEST UNDERACHIEVERS SO FAR.  NO UPSET HERE.  JAGS 102-80
 
UNDERTAKERS VS SUICIDE KINGS
 
DARYL, PLEASE REVISIT CHAPTER ONE..... "HOW TO WIN A GAME".  HERE'S SOME FREE ADVICE.... DON'T PLAY JAMES ALLEN THIS WEEK.  THE UNDERTAKERS ARE PLAYING WITH A TEAM OF DEAD PEOPLE!  (AFTER RIGORMORTIS HAS SET IN)  NO KAMA-KAZI MISSION IS NECESSARY FOR THE KINGS AS THEY PREVAIL  120-75
 
WHAT'S THE POINT VS C & D TD MAKERS
 
THE PILCHARDS HAVE JUST STOPPED CRYING ABOUT THE GAME SHAUN ALEXANDER HAD LAST WEEK, BUT THE POINT WON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT HIM THIS WEEK AS SEATTLE HAS THE BYE.  BEFORE THE POINT'S LAST MINUTE TRADE OF MANNING FOR TWO KEY POSITION PLAYERS ONE MIGHT HAVE THOUGHT THAT THERE WAS NO POINT TO THIS SEASON FOR MR. MORTON.  HOWEVER, BEFORE THE TRADE I THOUGHT THAT MANNING WOULD LIGHT UP CINCY AND THAT WOULD BE ENOUGH FOR THE POINT TO WIN THEIR FIRST GAME.  NOW I ONLY THINK IT WILL BE CLOSE, WITH THE POINT REMAINING POINTLESS.  C & D 95-92
 
MIGHTY CAESARS VS SHOW ME THE MONEY
 
COULD THIS BE THE "IDES OF MARCH" FOR CAESARS?  CAN GOYDO PLAY THE PART OF BRUTUS?  BOTH SQUADS ARE OFF TO TERRIBLE STARTS.  SHOW ME NEEDS A PEAK PERFORMANCE FROM THE NINER QB TO COMPETE.  IF HE DOESN'T GET IT, THE LEAGUE WILL NOT BE SHOWING HIM ANY MONEY THIS YEAR!  THIS WEEK CAESAR AVOIDS THE STAB IN THE BACK AND TAKES "THE MONEY".     110-86
 
TBFC (THE BABY FINALLY CAME)  VS DRAGON SLAYERS
 
THIS WEEK TBFC WILL BE PLAYING WITH THE TWELFTH MAN.....DYLAN SABASTIAN SMITH...(BUBBA REINCARNATED MAYBE?).  THIS SHOULD BE A WELL FOUGHT CONTEST WITH THE OUTCOME DECIDED BY THE QB POSITION.  SORRY TO DISAPPOINT LITTLE DYLAN, BUT I LIKE THE SLAYERS WITH GANNON AGAINST THE BILLS MORE THAN BRADY AGAINST THE FISH.  NOTE:  SMITTY, DON'T BE TOO HARD ON DYLAN IF YOU DON'T WIN.
SLAYERS 105-100