Week 14 Mr. Fantasy


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With 13 week gone bye and only 4 weeks left in the regular season it is due or dye for four teams to fight over the last two playoff spots:  TNT Explosion, Semolina Pilchards, Undertakers, and Show Me the Money.  I do not see any of the 4 and 9 teams winning 4 games in a row, which is what they would need to do to even have a slim chance of making the playoffs.  All the match-ups this week are going to be battles with many of the losers trying to play spoilers.

Show Me the Money at The Sandbaggers

This game would be an easy pick if Atlanta was not playing Tampa Bay Defense but I still have to go with the Baggers.  No money for you this year Mike, AGAIN,  better luck next year.  I like Michael G.  we go back a long way but he knows basically nothing about football.  Maybe when his sons get a little older they can draft his team for him.  Hell, they could probably do a better job then him now.  Sandbaggers bags the money 110 to 85 and pretty much locks in the division title.

 

Mighty Caesars at Semolina Pilchards

Mike has been on a win lose win lose streak for the past 4 or 5 weeks now.  Well guess what Mike, you are due for a loss and the Caesars are due for a win.  This is definetly going to hurt your chances of making the playoffs and I do not see all four teams in the Payton division making the playoffs.  Mighty Caesars over the Pilchards by 25.

 

Kings at TNT

Here is were TNT is going to start shitting his pants.  After week 14 he will be 7 and 7 with 3 weeks to go facing the Undertakers in week 15, the Sandbaggers in week 16, and the Jaguars in week 17.  There is a very strong possibility that this team will lose the next four games and finish the season with a 7 and 10 record and watching the playoffs from the side lines.  Kings over TNT 130 to 100.

 

Undertakers at the Jaguars

Don't count the undertakers out yet.  They are the best team in the league historically.  The Jaguars, the third best team in the league and will make it to the playoffs again as a wild card even if they lose this game which I think they will.  At 5 and 8, the Undertakers must win their remaining 4 games to possibly take the last playoff spot.  Undertakers over the Jags in a low scoring battle 85 to 70. 

 

Slayers at C&D

I'm worry about this game.   Every year there is a loser team that plays the spoiler for me.  Last year it was the Pilchards costing me $75 because he caused me not to win my division.  Although I have already won my division this year, thank you very much, I want to pick first in the playoffs which means I can not lose a game till the end of the regular season and hope my cousin loses two.  This will be a close one but I think I can pull it out 100 to 95.

 

TBFC @ What's the Point

This game is just for a win to try to finish the season with a somewhat respectable record.  The worst record in the league history has been 3 and 14 in 1998 by C&D and Money Inc. in 2000 the year he retired his team.  Mr. Morton maybe you should consider retiring your team after the kind of season you had this year.  TBFC over the Point by 30.  

 

Below is a historical table I put together for everyone's amusement.  W=WINS, L=LOSES, T=TIES, P=PLACE.  P under the TOTALS is the average of the place you finished for the years you have been in the league. 

 

1997 1998 1999 2000 2001 2002 TOTALS
Teams W L T P W L T P W L T P W L T P W L T P W L T P W L T P
Undertakers 5 12 0 11 8 9 0 5 9 8 0 4 10 5 2 1 10 7 0 2 5 8 0   47 49 2 4.6
TBFC 8 9 0 7 10 6 1 4 9 8 0 7 10 7 0 3 12 5 0 1 4 9 0   53 44 1 4.4
Jaguars 11 5 1 2 12 5 0 3 9 6 2 1 5 12 0 11 10 7 0 3 8 5 0   55 40 3 4.0
Wiz Bang Gang 8 9 0 9 11 5 1 1 6 11 0 10 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 25 25 1 6.7
Sandbaggers 12 5 0 1 10 6 1 6 5 12 0 11 15 2 0 4 5 12 0 12 10 3 0   57 40 1 6.8
TNT Explosion 7 10 0 10 9 8 0 7 11 5 1 2 8 9 0 6 9 8 0 6 7 6 0   51 46 1 6.2
What's the Point 8 9 0 3 6 10 1 10 11 6 0 3 8 9 0 7 8 9 0 8 1 12 0   42 55 1 6.2
Semolina Pilchards 10 7 0 5 11 6 0 2 6 8 3 8 6 11 0 10 7 10 0 10 6 7 0   46 49 3 7.0
Mighty Caesars 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 9 8 0 7 4 9 0   13 17 0 7.0
Dragon Slayers 4 12 1 12 7 10 0 9 6 11 0 9 11 6 0 2 9 7 1 4 11 2 0   48 48 2 7.2
Show Me The Money 8 9 0 8 7 10 0 8 11 6 0 6 7 9 1 8 7 10 0 9 6 7 0   46 51 1 7.8
Suicide Kings 4 12 1 12 7 10 0 9 6 11 0 9 10 6 1 5 10 7 0 5 12 1 0   49 47 2 8.0
Money Inc. 10 7 0 4 6 11 0 11 12 5 0 5 3 14 0 12 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 31 37 0 8.0
C&D TD Makers 10 7 0 6 3 14 0 12 4 13 0 12 7 10 0 9 5 11 1 11 4 9 0   33 64 1 10.0