Week 9 Mr. Fantasy


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Mr. Fantasy Week 9

Jaguars @ Semolina Pilchards

And the Pilchards’ slide continues. I found it very amusing that the Pilchards thought that with a few "nifty" moves (trades/free agents) they would come out of nowhere and lock up the Walter Payton division. Your team sucks man! Face it, it’s a rebuilding year. So much for the Commissioner’s Curse. So lets get to it shall we. The Jags have a very impressive team (as they do each and every year). They have the better QB in Philly. Although, the Pilchards have Deuce, (McAllister not that other guy) the Jags overall have better Running Backs. I do like the Pilchards WR’s over the Jaguars however, I think they have tough matchups this week. The rest won’t matter. Jags over the Pilchards 115 – 90.

TNT @ Sandbaggers

This is the game of the week. It’s a 3-way battle in the Walter Payton division (the Pilchards are out of it). These divisional games will make or break a season. It’s so hard to say who will win. The only advantage I see is that the Sandbaggers have better WR’s. So Sandbaggers win this one 95 – 85.

Undertakers @ What’s the Point

What’s the Point, what is wrong man? I’m looking at your team and it’s not that bad. You should be the only one giving me any competition in our division. Other than myself (The Suicide Kings!) you have the best team in the Lawrence Taylor division. Undertakers, get another book man! The Suicide Kings 1st edition should be out before the beginning of next season. Buy it! I’m picking the Point over the Undertakers (the home field advantage makes all the difference) 97 – 87.

P.S.: I’m rooting for the Point so that after I beat C&D I’ll be 6 games up on all others in MY division (I own it!).

Suicide Kings @ C&D TD Makers (She makes all the decisions.)

In case you haven’t noticed, I’ve been talking some SMACK! That’s because I’ve earned it. I’ve been quiet all season as I read all the e-mails that come across my desk. Some of you talk Shit just to hear yourselves talk. You have to back it up!! All season long as I read the Power Rankings, I got no RESPECT. Even my own cousin who I beat in week 3 can’t get himself to rank me above him. A tie? What tie? I beat you in week 3 remember? NO RESPECT! He was right about one thing though. One of our teams WILL have their name on that trophy this year. THE SUICIDE KINGS!!! If C&D is ever going to beat me it will have to be this week now that the Kansas City Chiefs are on a bye. I still think I can do it. Kings win 95 – 93.

TBFC @ Mighty Caesars

It’s been a great year for me (to date) as TBFC so eloquently put it but not only for my 7-1 record but for TBFC’s 2-6 record as well. The joy I felt while watching them lose not one, not two, but three games by only one point nearly brought tears to my eyes. I guess what comes around really does go around. Hey TBFC! Don’t feel so bad you’re definitely the best 2-6 team in the league. The Caesars should not have any problem this week. Final score Caesars over Dickheads, I mean TBFC 99 – 82.

Dragon Slayers @ Show Me the Money

This just may be the upset of the week. I think that the Slayers are the better team. And it has nothing to do with the Power Rankings, but Show Me can and has to win this game if they expect to have any chance of making the playoffs. And if I lose this week and the Slayers win (well lets not even go down that road). 100 – 97.