Suicide Kings- One of the ‘Fuckentino’s". Having a great year.
Averages more points that every other team in the league with a 116 average.
Looking good for them to finish the regular season in first place, but when
the playoffs come around, may be in trouble based on their players. Again,
they have built one of the best regular season teams. Glad I’m done with
them. Fuckers.
Dragon Slayers- Well, the Fuckentino’s provide a one- two punch, and I
have the misfortune of playing the Slayers in 2 weeks. Another real good
team, who is currently riding the longest wining streak of 5 games- however
he still can’t fucking spell!
Jaguars- Man, I have to play them this week. There is no question in my
mind I will be calling them the Jerkoffs! Terry always builds a great team,
and I always have the misfortune of being in his division. I am virtually
guaranteed 3 losses a year before we even draft! Based on my probable loss
to Terry this week, let me just send him my best compliments, F U.
Sandbaggers- How they are 6-2, I will never understand. I know I say this
week after week, but incredibly, they keep winning. However I know they
really suck cause they are one of the teams I somehow beat this year. So, I
won’t be too rough on you Suckey Dickheads, cause I am putting you at #4.
TNT Explosion- Goddamn it all. TNT Rectal Lotion as usual have a good
team. They always make the playoffs, although it always seems to be as the 6th
seed. Why the Fuck am I always in the toughest division. The three teams I
have to play are 3, 4, and 5 in the Power Rankings. You miserable Fucks!
Mighty Caesars- Well, these gorilla fuckers have taken over 6th
place on their own. They no longer have me to contend with cause of the
shitty fucking schedule I have. Their competition for the sixth spot are the
Mother Fucking Show me the Money. And that team really fucking sucks yet
somehow are only a game out of the last playoff position. Most likely I play
the Caesars after I finish with the Suicide Duce Staley Fuckups (loss),
Jaguars (future loss), and Slayers (future loss). So Ted, you fucking
bastard. Thanks a lot for not getting back to me for one of your great QB’s.
Fucking Bob ended up ripping me off cause I SUCK AT PICKING QB’S.
Show Me the Fucking Money- What the Fuck? I keep getting these fucking
emails from Goydish for his bullshit DVD club. He signed up his Fucking Dog
so he could get free DVD’s. Whatever you do, don’t give him a fucking
referral if you sign up for his club. Fuck you Mike for moving ahead of me
in the power rankings.
C&D TD Makers- I like Dennis and Cher. And they are good sports. It’s
sad to seem them lose four in a row, but based on my admiration for their
character, they move up to the 8th spot. Good luck this week to
you guys.
Undertakers- Undertakers, Underfuckers, that is enough from me. Darryl is
a good guy except for his fixation on ass’s. I hope that doesn’t mean
what I think it means. (You are married to a FEMALE aren’t you Darryl?)
While I certainly am happy his team is no better than mine this year, he has
been just as screwed as me. Scores a lot, but the teams he plays score a lot
against him. Darryl, just start paying attention to your lineups and you can
do better.
TBFC- The Best Fucking Cocksuckers, is what I hear from Fleet officials.
I am happy they suck. But Greg does write the best fucking Mr. Fantasy’s.
Just for this, he deserves to have a better team. But unfortunately, this
year he really sucks at trading. Thought he could rip off Bob again, like he
did last year for Ahman Green. Hey Smitty, I know for a fact Bob is enjoying
Harrison’s scoring while you watch Keyshawn suck! And if I remember, you
didn’t even play him when he scored his lone TD. Sucker!
Semolina Pilchards- Fuck all of you. I have a pretty damn good team. Only
three teams average more weekly points than me, yet all you Fuckers have
your best scoring weeks against me. It was inevitable, now I am leading the
league in being scored against. I can’t win a game scoring 99 fucking
points a week, when the rest of you fuckers score 109 against me. As I said
earlier this week, Double F.U. And as usual I score more than everyone
except for the Fucking team I play. Fuck you again Rick!
What’s the Point- It really is not fair to Bob that he has to flounder
this year. He made some nice moves to improve his team, but as I said above,
how can you win a fucking game when everyone has career games against you?
The leaders in being scored against are the Pilchards and Undertakers (tied
at 109) followed by the Point at 105. I am pretty sure I speak for Bob and
Darryl when I wish a hearty Fuck you to this fucking deplorable and
detestable league.