Week 11 Mr. Fantasy
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Undertakers (4-6) @ Show Me the Money (4-6) Someone tell me why I shouldn’t pick this one a tie. This is a case of the two worst teams still tied for that last playoff spot trying to pretend the rest of the season means something. We all know it’ll either be the Pilchards or the Caesars in that last spot so why bother. One of these guys will be put out of their misery this week. It will be the Undertakers. Show Me survives for another week 82-77. Suicide Kings (9-1) @ Mighty Caesars (4-6) I hold Ahman Green personally responsible for me being in this mess. Come on, I don’t care how hard you were hit, get your Nancy ass off the floor and get me 30 more yards!! The other Fiorentino keeps telling me the Kings are due for a loss. Not this week, Suicide by 35. Jaguars (7-3) @ C&D TD Makers (3-7) C&D has run into a lot of tough luck this year. I mean a potential of 5 games that they could have won if they had just played the right player and look where they are. I had more to say, but this game just doesn’t inspire much more effort. Jaguars by 5 with C&D again playing the wrong guys. TNT Explosion (5-5) @ What’s the Point (1-9) I will resist. I won’t say “So what IS the point?” That’d be too easy, it’s been done before. TNT wins by default. 95-72. Semolina Pilchards (4-6) @ TBFC (3-7) This game features the trash talk kings, Mike and Smitty. If there’s one team everyone can agree that they want to lose more than TBFC, it’s got to be the Pilchards. Whine, gloat, boast, cry like a girl. We’ve heard it all before from the former commish. At least TBFC has the decency to keep the message consistent and the bile flowing. I expect this to be close with a rather poetic one point victory for the Pilchards. Sandbaggers (8-2) @ Dragon Slayers (8-2) The Sandbaggers have had the most luck this season and it’s about to end. If Oakland’s back for good, so are the Dragon Slayers. Expect the Sandbaggers to get bested by at least 30 in this titanic mismatch. |