Mr. Fantasy Week 7By Michael Weber- Semolina Pilchards
Jaguars –7 vs. Show Me The Money
Jaguars and Show Me both sit even in their Division, both 1 game behind the Slayers. Both teams use their big gun QB’s this week against each other. When you dig into the rosters, the Jag’s really seem to feature stronger players. Jaguars edge Show Me this week in a 84-77 win.
Undertakers –2 vs. Semolina Pilchards
Last time these 2 teams played, Undertakers had their game of the year. After starting out strong, Pilchards have played very weakly. Pilchards made a risky move this week, playing their crappy KC QB, and in the first half of the game, it appeared to be the wrong move as the Pilchards only acquired 1 point. However, the QB made up for it in the second half with 29 points and combined with the Edge, the Pilchards hold a 42 point lead going into Sunday’s games. Even so, the Undertakers have won 4 in a row for a reason. And their roster keeps improving week after week. They don’t blow out the Pilchards this week, but they earn enough points to emerge with a victory, 77-75.
TBFC –14 vs. C&D TD Makers
TBFC maintains their stranglehold on the league with a 4-2 record, while C&D pulls up the rear with an opposite 2-4 record. TBFC had to play NE QB last week, and boy oh boy, did it ever pay off. C&D team is made up of the Jets and as the Jets go, so will C&D. You woulda thought they woulda learned from the defunct Wiz Bang Gang who always seemed to be the Dallas Cowboys every year. TBFC practically ends C&D’s year as C&D sink to 2-5 when they lose to TBFC, 90-76.
What’s the Point –4 vs. Scumbaggers (formerly the Sandbaggers)
You know, the Lawrence Taylor Division is just so hard to pick. Mainly cause this Division sucks. This week’s game features the Tampa Bay Point vs. the Denver Baggers. Baggers were renamed in honor of missing their Mr. Fantasy duties. Among the choices were Scumbaggers, Grocery Store Baggers, SandFaggers, and BallBaggers. Perhaps it may be more fun to put out a different name each week. The Baggers can have an opportunity to end the name calling in Week 16 when they could write the weekly pick sheet. Also that gives them a good opportunity to get back!!! Point go into this game having played Indy D and the bogus D. Alexander. Still, they emerge with 34 points, which if you apply the 15 point rule, is not too bad. Either way, this game ends in a Point victory and if the Pilchards can hang on to beat the Undertakers, the Point will be in 1st place. Point beat Scumbaggers, 39-25.
TNT Explosion –6 vs. Mighty Caesars
League Scoring Leaders the Caesars have fallen off their high horse after suffering enough losses to drop them out of first place. Guess that’s why the Commish hasn’t had any bragging emails from these guys lately. TNT is hoping the trade they made will propel them onward in their Division. This week, they bench Randy Moss and put in Isaac Bruce in his place after playing the hot Gonzalez on Thursday. Who wouldn’t like to have this teams wideouts? TNT is able to pull out another victory this week as they take care of the Caesars and drop them to 3-4 as that Fantasy Bowl Trophy hope starts to lose its’ shine in the eyes of the Caesars. TNT wins, 97- 91.
Suicide Kings –12 vs. Dragon Slayers
No matter what has happened to them, the Kings have not given up. They are a team to admire! Moves and more Moves have strengthened them and this week, the Slayers Favre is off and they are using Charlie Batch against the Kings. Kings who have Manning are already up 25 points. The Kings will take on the Slayers this week and emerge victorious as the midpoint of the season starts to arrive. Kings win this one, 88-74.
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