Mr. Fantasy Week 3

By Mike Paola- Semolina Pilchards

When the Commish asked me to do this weeks Mr. Fantasy I didn't realize he'd no sooner be sending me "tips" on how to write the damn thing! Unbelievable. He wants me to talk "smack" whatever the hell that is. I enjoyed last weeks Mr. Fastasy writer. I also thought that Mikes' entire bit about "what goes through my mind on draft day" took large nads. Hey Commish, come back to earth slapnuts! You are out of your *%#&-ingmind. For those of you who don't know who the hell I am, just call me "the silent partner" Here is my takeon this weeks games

 

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JAGS [1-1]             15             show me the $ [2-0]

 

The Jags are home to face the winless show me. Show me comes in with a solid team on paper

but that so far has not translated into victories. Not even one. K. Warner could have trouble in

Miami but I don't see it that way. The running backs on this team need to do more if Show me has a chance. Playing Sharpe against his old team might get some nice returns. Both these teams lost last week and the Jags have been snake bit at the QB spot. I smell an upset but I'm just not sure how they will do it.-Show me the $-69-62.

 

PILCHARDS [2-0]             31             undertakers [0-2]

The Undertakers are struggling at QB and RB positions. Both starting wideouts had good performances in week two but M. Robinson is on a bye this weekend. Tiki maybe the best option for NYG to get in the end zone against a tough Saints team. The takers will have to put up to avoid an 0-3 start and they will have to do it vs. a very hot Semolina Pilchards team. Pilchards are stocked at every position save QB. Pilchards completely bury Undertakers-----96-45.

tbfc [1-1]             7             C and D [0-2]

TBFC, {what the hell does that stand for anyway?} is a team ready to explode. They came back to even their record at 1-1 after an opening day loss. Eddie George is on a bye this week so that will hurt their chances. TBFC is strong at QB and wideout. C&D will play host this Sunday after two heartbreaking losses. With only one worthy WR, they should be thankful that they are 0-2. They are strong in areas such as RB-Faulk and D- Receiver seems to be a problem throughout the league this season. C&D is desperate for a win and they will get it at home-88-69.

WHAT"S THE POINT [1-1]             3             sandbaggers [1-1]

Both these teams come into this contest at 1-1 trying to get over the hump. What's the point may be in trouble as they watched F. Taylor go down last week. Their QB position is terrible so they need to try to make a move there. The WR position for this franchise has averaged less than 1 point per player per game. YIKES!! Sandbaggers have fared a little better last week having won. WR's are also a sore spot with this teams owner I would think. If Hearst can come through @NYJ on Monday night they should continue their winning ways-Baggers win 67-35.

TNT [2-0]             14             mighty caesars [1-1]

TNT is at home this week and that could bring the ides of march to the Caesars. TNT has more points than anyone else and they are doing it with a QB controversy hanging over the team. Both of their QB's have identical scores. Balt. QB may be the better play this week. TNT has an excellent "D" but R. Moss and the other wideouts need to chip in more although they have been OK. Look for L. Smith to have a big day @STL. Caesars come in with only one decent receiver and hardly any RB production. D. Mcnabb really is a one man team.-TNT-83 -69.

GAME OF THE WEEK

dragon slayers [2-0]             2             SUICIDE KINGS [1-1]

The KINGS had a breakout game in week2 in which they scored 114 points. Can they repeat that performance? It says here they might not have to. Slayers can compete, don't get me wrong but they will have to get some good #'s from their RB's. KINGS don't have much of a running game either however they DO have P. Manning who has lit it up this season. The KINGS should be a little concerned about T. Holt vs. Miami cornerbacks. Slayers coach hoping for a few bombs from Favre to Freeman, only problem this is not 5 years ago. I'm taking the SUICIDE KINGS on the strength of their "D" and QB-84-80.

NOTE: I would have talked more "SMACK" but I don't really know any ofyou jackass' that well. Enjoy the games. Go Pilchards. God Bless America!