Mr. Power Rankings apologizes for not writing last week.
Everyone in the entire league called to complain.
NOT!!! The Pilchard’s owner
was the only one to harp on Mr. Power Rankings for not writing.
I know the rest of you do not give a shit.
Sandbaggers take the number one spot for the first time this year thanks to
the Slayers because they beat the undefeated KFCs.
This team is the team to beat. This
team has won an impressive five straight games and the sixth win is well on
its way facing the one and seven Jaguars in week nine.
Not to mention they have already won three weekly high scores.
a/k/a TBFC suffered its first of many crushing losses at the hands of the
Slayers. This team’s luck has
run out as everyone has predicted. Hey
loser – how many points did Stephen Davis score this week? 30 Probably
giving the Point a big “V” for victory.
How many points did Tennessee QB score this week? 11. Who got the
better end of this deal? Maybe
you should take some notes on how to make a trade.
Dragon Slayers beat the undefeated KFCs and drop to number three.
This team has also won three weekly high scores and is the second
highest scoring team behind the Sandbaggers.
It is just a matter of time before they claim the number one spot
probably after beating the Baggers later in the season.
Pilchards move from sixth to fourth with four straight wins.
They face their division rivals KFC.
This is a must must win for them.
Anything less would practically crush any hopes of winning their
division. The only other note
worth mentioning about this team is that they only have three original draft
players. The rest of their team
is made up of free agent and trade moves.
This means this team owes the league buco bucks which will only
reduce his winnings should he make the playoffs.
mentioned in week 7 Mr. Power Rankings, “The Point is actually making a
point this year”. At three
wins in a row this team is now five and three and going strong.
If they beat the Undertakers this week they will have given
themselves a strong shot at a wild card spot.
is always hanging in there and this year is no different.
They will definitely be in the running for one of the wild card
spots. Out of the top six, if
there was a team Mr. Power Rankings had to pick now not to make it in the
end, it would have to be TNT
Undertakers after a decent start lose three in a row and find themselves
slowly drifting to the SHIT HOLE. The
are also in a must must win situation facing a division rival.
Kings need to find a way to score more points.
Maybe they will do so against C&D in week nine.
The winner of this game will stay out of the SHIT HOLE for another
week and the loser will go in.
beat the Undertakers by four points in week 8 to climb out of the SHIT HOLE.
As mentioned above they will need to beat the Kings to stay out.
The SHIT HOLE
Caesars – the best of the losers could have won five game if they had played
the wright players. After facing
the Slayers and losing in week nine all this team will be good for is
playing the spoiler for the rest of the season.
Me the Money - LOSER
Jaguars are still trying at one and seven to improve their team by making
free agent moves. Sorry Terry
just throw in the towel and call it a season.
Just think you can pick first next year.