UNDERTAKERS vs TNT EXPLOSION

Daryl, shame on you!  It's right on page 42 of your own book...... Never let
an owner who can't win one  game with his own team pick your team!  This
time it's the Undertakers that will be embalmed by Jamal Lewis and the
Explosion.  75-62

JAGUARS vs DRAGON SLAYERS

So far the Jags look an awful lot like Hiundais, however it is hard to
determine which team here sucks more.  Has the Commish role finally gotten
in Martino's way?  Can Terry really lose 4 games in a row? These are the
questions that will be answered this week.  I'm sorry Terry, but the answer
to question # 2 is YES.  Slayers- 100-69

TBFC vs SHOW ME THE MONEY

Goydo....49 points last week!  Who said your team was good?  Oh yeah, it was
TBFC.  Rod Smith gets tossed out of the game in the 1st quarter and you lose
by 2.  What a shame!  Cher speaks...."Damnit Goydo, put a winning team on
the field this week so you can stick it right up TBFC's ass, as opposed to
taking it up your own!"  Bend over Smitty!  Here comes Goydo and he's got
something for you.  Show Me-   115-90

SUICIDE KINGS vs MIGHTY CAESARS

The Kings won last week with 51 points.  Gimme a break!  Goydo is the one
that should consider suicide!  Mighty Caesar on the other hand got stabbed
again by Brutus,(TBFC) and lost by 2 points.  Isn't there one good team in
this league outside the Walter Payton Division?  The other eight teams in
the league this year suck as much as last weeks Mr. Fantasy!  Kings-- 51-50

SEMOLINA PILCHARDS vs SANDBAGGERS

This is making me sick!  I have to pick the Pilchards to win unless Weber's
whole team is suspended just before gametime.  It's just another easy
victory for a Payton Division team.  Sandbaggers..... Please prove me wrong.
  Show the league that a team in either the LT or Montana Division can beat
a Payton Division squad.  It just ain't happening!  Pilchards-- 150-26

C&D vs WHAT'S THE POINT

C&D are without their Seattle connection, however The Point loses Ricky
Williams, Keyshaun Johnson,Olinde Mare and both defenses.  They are also NOT
in the Payton Division, so it is POINTLESS to think the Point will win.  
C&D -   70-60