Week 5 Mr. Fantasy
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PILCHARDS VS SANDBAGGERS
PILCHARDS SCORED 122 POINTS LAST WEEK IN A LOSING EFFORT, AND HAVE BEGUN
DISMANTLING THEIR TEAM. ACQUIRING PEYTON MANNING FOR THIS WEEK AGAINST
THE BENGALS IS A SMART MOVE. I'M NOT SO SURE ABOUT FUTURE WEEKS.
SANDBAGGERS, DIRTBAGGERS, SCUMBAGGERS, WHAT THE HELL IS THE NAME OF THIS TEAM?
WELL ANYWAY, THEY ARE LUCKY TO BE 3 AND 1 WITH A WEEKLY AVERAGE OF 84 POINTS
AND FAULK HURTING. OUR FORMAER COMMISH CAN NOW STOP CRYING.
PILCHARDS 100
BAGGERS 85. PS: IF THIS IS NOT THE FINAL SCORE, AND I AM WRONG ABOUT THIS GAME, THEN THE FINAL WILL BE BAGGERS- 170 PILCHARDS 169.
JAGUARS VS TNT
TERRY HAS HIS TEAM OFF TO A PERFECT 4 AND 0 START. HAS HE PLAYED
THE PILCHARDS EVERY WEEK? OR WAS IT "THE POINT'? HE
LOSES RANDY MOSS THIS WEEK, BUT IT SHOULDN'T MATTER. STEVE'S TNT TEAM
WITH CURTIS MARTIN, EDDIE GEORGE, AND TERRY GLENN ARE SOME OF THE BIGGEST
UNDERACHIEVERS SO FAR. NO UPSET HERE. JAGS 102-80
UNDERTAKERS VS SUICIDE KINGS
DARYL, PLEASE REVISIT CHAPTER ONE..... "HOW TO WIN A GAME".
HERE'S SOME FREE ADVICE.... DON'T PLAY JAMES ALLEN THIS WEEK. THE
UNDERTAKERS ARE PLAYING WITH A TEAM OF DEAD PEOPLE! (AFTER RIGORMORTIS
HAS SET IN) NO KAMA-KAZI MISSION IS NECESSARY FOR THE KINGS AS THEY
PREVAIL 120-75
WHAT'S THE POINT VS C & D TD MAKERS
THE PILCHARDS HAVE JUST STOPPED CRYING ABOUT THE GAME SHAUN ALEXANDER HAD LAST
WEEK, BUT THE POINT WON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT HIM THIS WEEK AS SEATTLE HAS THE
BYE. BEFORE THE POINT'S LAST MINUTE TRADE OF MANNING FOR TWO KEY
POSITION PLAYERS ONE MIGHT HAVE THOUGHT THAT THERE WAS NO POINT TO THIS SEASON
FOR MR. MORTON. HOWEVER, BEFORE THE TRADE I THOUGHT THAT MANNING WOULD
LIGHT UP CINCY AND THAT WOULD BE ENOUGH FOR THE POINT TO WIN THEIR FIRST GAME.
NOW I ONLY THINK IT WILL BE CLOSE, WITH THE POINT REMAINING POINTLESS. C
& D 95-92
MIGHTY CAESARS VS SHOW ME THE MONEY
COULD THIS BE THE "IDES OF MARCH" FOR CAESARS? CAN GOYDO PLAY
THE PART OF BRUTUS? BOTH SQUADS ARE OFF TO TERRIBLE STARTS. SHOW
ME NEEDS A PEAK PERFORMANCE FROM THE NINER QB TO COMPETE. IF HE DOESN'T
GET IT, THE LEAGUE WILL NOT BE SHOWING HIM ANY MONEY THIS YEAR! THIS
WEEK CAESAR AVOIDS THE STAB IN THE BACK AND TAKES "THE MONEY".
110-86
TBFC (THE BABY FINALLY CAME) VS DRAGON SLAYERS
THIS WEEK TBFC WILL BE PLAYING WITH THE TWELFTH MAN.....DYLAN SABASTIAN
SMITH...(BUBBA REINCARNATED MAYBE?). THIS SHOULD BE A WELL FOUGHT
CONTEST WITH THE OUTCOME DECIDED BY THE QB POSITION. SORRY TO DISAPPOINT
LITTLE DYLAN, BUT I LIKE THE SLAYERS WITH GANNON AGAINST THE BILLS MORE THAN
BRADY AGAINST THE FISH. NOTE: SMITTY, DON'T BE TOO HARD ON DYLAN
IF YOU DON'T WIN.
SLAYERS 105-100
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