Week 9 Power Rankings
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1. Suicide Kings - For the a second straight week and finally the undisputed leader of our glorious league the KINGS. You can stop crying about getting no respect. We all bow down to you. You are the best of the best and it looks like you will be 9 and 1 after next weeks game. You are just lucky you do not have to play me again. 2. Dragon Slayers - Suffered its worst loss of the season by scoring it the fewest point out of any team this week and allowing a loser team like Show Me the Money to get its forth win of the season. Next week should be interesting now that the Pilchards feel they have a chance to win. NOT - Mike, enjoy your two point victory all you can because you are going back to you losing ways next week. 3. Sandbaggers - Four wins in a row, current longest winning streak. Big game next week against the revitalized TBFC winning the week with 120 points. 4. Jaguars - Loses another one but not to worry because they face the worst team in the league next week, What's the Point, and will probably be tied for first place. Terry you better shape up before you ship out. 5. TNT - Lost it second game in a row and face C&D next week who is due for a win. This stick of dynamite is losing it powder and looks like they will be going out with a fizz. One of these first five team will not make the playoffs which means that the next four teams are at each others throats for the remaining two spots. Round and round we go. Who will they be? Nobody knows. 6. The Mighty Ceasars - Lost a heart breaker after scoring 96 points but should have no problem giving the undertakers their last rights next week. Please let us all attend this funeral. 7. TBFC - It is about the fuck time you got you ass in gear. Hope its not to little to late. Lets see what you can do next week. 8. Semolina Pilchards - Looks like they got lucky and one for a change and by only two points. As I said before, enjoy it while you can because it will not last for long. 9. Show Me The Money - Mike, smell the fresh air while you can because I do not believe you can stay out of the shit hole for long. There are still three team in the shit hole and man do they smell like the foulest dump of dog shit every laid. All these teams have no chances of making the playoffs. Undertakes - Thank you for your contributions and may you rest in peace. C&D TD Makers - Sorry, your the only team that I truly feel sorry for EVERY year. What's the Point - I guess you finally convinced yourself that their is no point, considering you stopped sending in your lineups after the 7th week. |